McCain smelled it. Hagee smelled it too.
Upfront Fart Scandal
L to R:
President and CEO of Viacom Philippe Dauman: “It slipped out. It happens…!”
Chairman and CEO of MTV Networks Judy McGrath: “OH! Someone’s rotten here.”
Jon Stewart: “Oh my god. Judy just beefed on me. Smile, Jon. Just… keep… smiling.”
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Inspiration For A Website
The Editors of Smelled A Fart got wind of an article about how Crocs were licensing video content from marketing agency, Red Robot. It’s actually a very interesting article, but one thing that stood out to us was how much it looked like the CEO of Red Robot just smelled a fart. Take a look:
We’re sure Tom is a brilliant marketer and a wonderful human being, but just look at that shot. Note the elongated philtrum and contracted nasal region. The disapproving gaze. The arm-crossed body language that says “I want no part of this.” Look how he’s leaning back, away from the invisible cloud, imprisoned by formidable brick wall.
No disrespect to Tom, but this man is clearly in the presence of a gaseous villain. Is he victim to a digestively-challenged photographer? We’ll never know.
In any case, he’s not the only one who’s suffered the plight of the aroma unfortunate. Here, on this site, we’ll take it upon ourselves to chronicle these injustices, until that wonderful day when modern science saves us from smelling other people’s farts.
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